Sunday, June 3, 2012

All Hail the Rotisserie Chicken!



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About 10 years ago I created my first cookbook called "The White Trash Connoiseur", which showed the novice cook how to make easy, tasty meals on a budget and in little time. Sorry, everyone, this is no longer in print and only a very few people were lucky enough to be given a copy of it. In this publication, I devoted an entire chapter to the amazing wonders of canned chicken. At the time I was a broke college student and canned chicken was a great way to get chicken in a dish with very little effort. Thankfully, my culinary tastes have matured over the years and while I still encourage those on a tight budget to by-all-means use canned chicken, there is a healthier and much more flavorful option: the store-bought rotisserie chicken. 

I know some of you have already known of this amazing food, while some of you are getting ready to click the 'x' and close this window, but give me a chance. I'll warn you, if you are any bit squeamish, this task may not be for you. Even I was a bit green doing this the first time, as like most people I wasn’t used to seeing a chicken in this form.  Once you learn how to break down and use a rotisserie chicken in everyday cooking, you will be wondering why you never did this before. Found in most grocery stores, rotisserie chickens come in a variety of flavors. I tend to go with the most basically seasoned, as you can add additional flavor later depending on the dish you are preparing. Choosing a rotisserie chicken is easy - pick the freshest you can find and the most appetizing-looking. You really can't go wrong from there. 

When back to your kitchen you will need a cutting board, a slotted spoon, a colander, a small pot of simmering water, and a knife - I'd suggest a medium-sized one (a chef's knife too large and a paring knife too small). I'd like to interject here and mention, I'm a self-trained cook, so what I've learned over the years has come from personal experience and hours of watching cooking shows. Please do not rely on me to be 100% accurate on terminology and for heaven sake not grammar or spelling. Feel free to experiment on your own. Feeling comfortable with the ingredients and tools you use to prepare is key and just do what feels right and tastes right to you. But, learn to take risks too! Okay, back to the cluck-cluck. Your chicken will either come in a resealable bag or some other container - do not throw this away as it will be important as you breakdown the bird and dispose of it later. These birds are juicy and if it’s been a mere minutes since you purchased it, it will be HOT so be careful! Open the container and carefully move the chicken from its packaging and place the cutting board. Once the bird is on your board remove any bindings that may be holding the bird together, plastic, string or otherwise. Now it’s time to break it down, cue a *funky tune*. 

As most everyone knows a whole chicken is comprised of white meat and dark meat. First take off the white breast meat, found on both sides of the breast bone. You’ll find it’s very easy to remove this meat by first removing the skin from the breast and placing it to the side or in the container the chicken came in. Next, carefully cut along the either side of the breast bone with your knife. Then, using your fingers, dig in and gently pull the meat away. Again, be careful as the bird may still be very hot. Gently use a fork if necessary. Get as much of this juicy delicious meat off as you can - you should easily be able to pull about 1 lb. of breast meat from the bird. Next comes the dark meat. Now, for those of you who just can’t stand dark meat, give it a chance. It is undoubtedly the most flavorful and is delicious in soups, casseroles, and many other dishes. This meat is located throughout the rest of the chicken. You have to work a bit for it, carefully watching for small bones, gristle, and other unfavorable pieces. Place these pieces, along with the skin in the package the chicken came in – do not throw these away yet! With practice, you should be able to get about 1 lb. of dark meat off as well. Altogether you will have anywhere from 3 to 4 cups of deliciously juicy chicken meat that beats canned chicken’s pants off, if chickens wore pants that is.

You will notice while the chicken is incredibly juicy, it is also quite greasy. This is where that simmering pot of water comes in. Plunging your poultry in simmering water will render fat from the bird. White meat should be done for 45 secs to 1 min; dark meat for 1 ½ to 2 mins max. With a slotted spoon carefully remove the chicken from the pot into a colander to drain. After a couple minutes, carefully move back to the cutting board and let cool about 5 minutes. After cooling, it can be chopped finely for dishes or left whole, used in a dish you are working on or chilled in the fridge for later use. Do not feel you have to render the fat from the bird, though.

Now, for those ‘leftover’ pieces of the bird. They can be used to create a flavorful stock – to be discussed in a future post. This can be done right away or the remaining pieces can be tightly wrapped and frozen for later use. My favorite use is of the skin. I add it to a pot of boiling potatoes to add flavor that will knock your socks off! Just remember to discard the skin after boiling. If you don’t want to deal with doing either of those things, simply discard, sealed in the container it came in. For those with pets, while you may sneak a bit of meat to them, but do not give them any of the bones as these can cause harm to them. Just let them have the good bits.

For those of you who haven’t left this post yet, pat yourself on the back. While this may seem like a tedious task, with practice you can break down a bird in 15 minutes or less and have up to 2 lbs of moist, flavorful chicken meat.

~tl

p.s. not all posts will be this long, promise J

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